Thursday, October 1, 2009

black socks may not get dirty... but they do get wet

1: My socks are soaking.
2: Mine arent, I bought these all terrain water-resistant 25 ounce Mountain boots.
1: um... nice.
2: Yeah I can actually hook you up!
1: uhh I should be ok. Thanks though.
2: Alrighty, suit yourself, there prrretty nice.
1: Ya im actually gonna get that pastry to go.
(Girl gets up to leave)
2: Was it something I said??
1: No, no, no, its just you in general.
2: Ok... Soooo ill call you sometime then?!
(Girl is out the door with no reply)
2: Ok, thats a yes then! ok, ok, yeah... right on, right on... ok sweet!!

5 comments:

  1. Dude, number 2's inabiliy to read women cracks me up. I also like the honesty of number 1.
    Keep it up.
    Styke out

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  2. OK...........
    So saw the video, prrrretty disappointed...
    umm a couple of tips:
    1. the accent blows
    2. yeah your surrounded by weirdos
    3. basketball sucks

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  3. Ok, this is my favorite entry, by far. This is hilarious! And it makes it even more funny 'cus half way across the US, this same situation is probably happening, ha, ha.

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